Saturday, February 11, 2017
From the people who brought you FLOORS
From the people who brought you FLOORS
Thats right, Ladies and Gentlemen! Roll up, roll up, to use STEPS here, the hot new craze in ascension thats sweeping the nation! Other houses in this street may make you clamber up muddy slopes to the door, or employ circus strongmen to lift you up to the porch... but not here! Here you can use STEPS! STEPS - eight levels of pure adrenaline!
Please keep your hands on the bannister at all times whilst using STEPS. STEPS not recommended for pregnant women or those with weak hearts. You must be as tall as this sign to use STEPS. STEPS may go down as well as up.
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